Been a long while since I posted or even been on tumblr. But I’ll grace yall with me and my wonderful boyfriend at a nice restaurant in Asbury this past weekend :3

finnglas:

ode-on-a-grecian-butt:

socialmaya:

theyer old enough that they used to connect 

They’re older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It’s why we’re like this, I think. You don’t stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You’re always going to be a little Off.

harlekiini:

nendocris:

nendocris:

Wait, Wind Waker Ganondorf’s dual blades had the Twinrovas’ name inscribed to them?

No way, he was a mama’s boy

velaofftherails:

Reblog if this would work on you

meteor-anarchy:

mens-rights-activia:

alchemillasapphic-deactivated20:

mens-rights-activia:

darkpaladin:

mens-rights-activia:

fandomsofrandom:

mens-rights-activia:

junepop45:

mens-rights-activia:

Guys, the liquid stuff you use when you make a pen mistake so you have to cover it over, what’s it called?

White out

Okay that’s what I thot too,

But apparently it’s “Wite out” 😳😳😳 hello??????

Mandela effect *X-file music plays*

Views from an alternate dimension

Wite-Out is a brand of white out/correction fluid/liquid paper. The colloquial ‘white-out’ probably derives from the Wite-Out brand.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correction_fluid
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_Paper

More importantly:

Twink????

New Zealand math classroom, circa 2019

this post just shot me in the face like ten times

kcggggg:

a VG Cheats n Beatums classic of game

captain-snark:

rockshitty:

beardedmrbean:

Gandalf throwing his staff at gollum is what really makes this

Thank you for commenting because I was going to scroll past this. 

nejinrou:

lost souls

marklikely:

marklikely:

i am so fucking sick of the chokehold this video has had on my brain for the last two days

i could set this to post every five minutes for the rest of the week if i wanted to give you an idea of how ive been living