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I tried but
if only there was a blog where i could find solutions to problems like this
*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out
How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?
Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker
How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.
You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows
look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage
Ellen is awesome. Sometimes she says things that get all “LGBT soapboxy”, but she’s overall a pretty awesome person.
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time